Total Medals Earned: 743 (From 197 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,125 Points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/330 points)
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
Reach the graveyard
Just leave
You dream your life away
You are such a sweet sweet thing
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Slay 20 demon bastards
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Escape the Tornado of Souls
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Get to the flag when fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 3/13 (20/450 points)
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Finish the first level for each character.
Find the incomplete area.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Finish Mell's story.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Finish Naaij's story.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (75/500 points)
Defend the weak.
Find the adult pleasure.
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 5/20 (40/480 points)
Send Wrong Order
Finish First Day
Add Tankmen Figurine to Store Inventory
Add MeatBoy Game to Store Inventory
Add Newgrounds Poster to Store Inventory
Send Newgrounds Into the Red
Finish Fast
Add 2011 Calendar to Store Inventory
Add Castle Crasher Figurine to Store Inventory
Add Hip-Hop 2010 CD to Store Inventory
Add Tankmen Poster to Store Inventory
All Orders Correct For First 15 Days
Add Penicorn to Store Inventory
Completely Fill Many Boxes
Completely Fill 3x3x3 Box
Add Mystery Box to Store Inventory
Work Through A Full Month
Earn $10,000.00
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/395 points)
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.
Reach a max overcharge combo.
Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Reach the maximum level.
Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).
Medals Earned: 5/50 (25/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/390 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Complete all missions!
Medals Earned: 2/10 (50/500 points)
The first robo enters the chase! Troubled now?!
The star enters the show finally! Care for your life!
Collect ten of them! There are needed more right?!
As a wicked thief you need to steal at the very least 100 gold, no?!
A selfish and ambitious thief needs to steal 200 gold!
The second robo enters the chase! That's sure trouble!
Can you reach to where the ufo shows?! Can you?!
Buy all upgrades! You're a beast now!
Too tired to explain! Just go for Santa!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)
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